Speaking of athletic achievements, the Grammar Gift was the same spectacle of colour, ingenuity and blind luck it’s always been. Dr Loeffel’s decision to spurn the opportunity to go back-to-back meant that it was an especially open field this year. Milo Abrahams (VI), starting off scratch and running in a chicken suit, stunned a line-up replete with athletic luminaries, including Dr Tong, Mr Jones and Mr Butera, but couldn’t quite chase down race-winner Ms Irwin.